Saturday 31 October 2015

Massage uncle

There is a funny viral advertisement in Thailand. How everyone of us thinks that our job sucks and others job rocks. grass always looks greener on other side.
Well, see these ads and be satisfied with your jobs.

Part 1

Then he switched to desk job.

Part 2



Then he went for retail.

Part 3




Saturday 24 October 2015

Naughty Tailors

So some guys do have fantasy of becoming "Tailor". Here is some video I found on youtube about pervert tailor or Tharki darji :)

Watch them and if you like, then I am up for for roleplay ;-)



Cheater Minded Tailor Seducing Romantic Bhabhi !!


लवली टेलर || Romantic Lovely Tailor Ke Sath Romance


शरारती दर्जी | Romantic Naughty Tailor in Romance



रोमांटिक दर्जी रामू | Romantic Tailor Ramu in Romance


Tuesday 18 August 2015

Maid fantasy


Yesterday I came across a gif which turned me on. It was about a maid. I lured this guy for maid roleplay. It seems he enjoyed it. but its kinda incomplete because i have to run away from computer for some reason.
So go ahead and read and if you like it then share, If you want then you can continue ahead of where he left with me ;)
p.s. that gif is also included in chat



UDAY
hello
Divya mehta
hey
UDAY
how are you?
Divya mehta
getting bored
its raining outside
UDAY
aha
so enjoy na
;)


Divya mehta
trapped in houise
UDAY
oops
go to roof
Divya mehta
meh
UDAY
?
Divya mehta

UDAY
ohh
I love to get with you in rain sexy
Divya mehta
hmm

UDAY
to strip you slowly in rain
Divya mehta
wats u doing

UDAY
nothing getting bored and horny
Divya mehta


UDAY
OMG
Divya mehta
hehehe

UDAY
pls don't do this to me
I have only got one
;)

Divya mehta
dats wat happen when u hire dumb maid
UDAY
ya right
uff love to suck on your nipples very very hard

Divya mehta
wat if u actualy make me ur maid
UDAY
ummm but not like her lol

Divya mehta
whom u can fool to abuse
UDAY
yess

Divya mehta
without even i am realizing it cuz i m dumb like her 
UDAY
aha but don't vaccum cleaner
use

Divya mehta
then wat shud i do master
UDAY
take normal broom

I love to have you in some sexy dresses'

Divya mehta
like what
UDAY
like short skirts
showing your panty

Divya mehta
indian maid kahan skirt pehanti he
UDAY
to kya pehenogi tight suit?

Divya mehta
saree?


UDAY
ummm yes
I love saree
dikhao na saree
?

Divya mehta
aesi?
UDAY
need more randy types
Divya mehta
UDAY
ummm tumhari wali sahi hai
gora stan
Divya mehta
lol low waist saree
UDAY
:)
Divya mehta
gareeb hu na isliye naya blose nahi khareed sakti
isliye ye tue button wala pehan rhi hu sahab
UDAY
ummm ghoorte hue bahut acha lag raha hai lekin
Divya mehta
ab batao mujhe kese bewakuf banaoge
UDAY
naya blouse test karwane ke bahane tumhe topless kar doonga
naya blouse aur bra bhi
Divya mehta
naya to kafi tight he
UDAY
tumhare stand pakadte hue blouse maine se -- yeh to bahut bade hain , doosra blouse dekhna padega
(can I call you Shilpi?)
Divya mehta
ya
kitne acche he sahab mere liye naya blouse le rhe he 

UDAY
umm haan Shilpi isme tumhare stan ache se aa jayenge , par tum to bra bhi nahi pehenti?
Divya mehta
mehangi aati he sahab
UDAY
tumhare gore stano pe haath pherte hue , lekin nahi pehenogi to yeh latak jayenge Shilpi
tumhara size kya hai?
Divya mehta
(mein idiot samajh b nhi rhi ki tum mujhe abuse kar rhe ho)
par paise nahi he sahab...size to nahi pata
aap padhe like he aap hi dekh ke bata dijiye
UDAY
blouse kholte hue thik hai Shilpi , haath maine lekar batata hoon
aur maine blouse utar deta hoon
Divya mehta
thik h sahab
UDAY
aur ache se dono stano ko masalta hoon , nipple ragadta hoon
(mera lund khada hone lagta hai)
aur phir bina kuch bole tumhare sweat wala right breast muh maine lekar suck karne lagta hoon
Divya mehta
aaahhhh....ye kya kar rhe ho sahab
UDAY
Shilpi aise karne se bilkul thik size pata chalta hai
aur phir doosra breast bhi ache se suck karta hoon , biting nipple
ummm aah


Friday 26 June 2015

Child hood ruined






Ways to use the "F" word

1. Aggression: “Fuck you!”




2. Agreement: “You’re so Fucking right, or Abso-fuckin-lutely.”


3. Annoyance: “Don’t Fuck with me!”



4. Benevolence-”Don’t do me any Fucking favors.”


5. Command: “Go Fuck yourself!”



6. Confusion: “What the Fuck!?”


7. Denial: “Are you Fucking kidding me!?”


8. Despair: “Fucked again.”
9. Difficulty: “I don’t understand this Fucking shit.”


10. Disdain: “Fuck off!”


11. Dismay: “Oh, Fuck it!”
12. Dismissal: “Why don’t you go Fuck yourself?”


13. Dissatisfaction: “I don’t like what the Fuck is going on here.”


14. Encouragement: “Fuck me harder.”
15. Etiquette: Please pass the Fucking salt.”
16. Exaggeration: “She’s Fucking gorgeous!”
17. Fraud: “I got fucked at this lottery.”
18. Identification: “Who the Fuck are you!?”
19. Ignorance: “He’s a Fucking idiot!”
20. Incompetence: “He’s a Fuck-up.”
21. Inquiry: “Who the Fuck was that?”
22. Laziness: “He’s a Fuck off.”
23. Offer: “Wanna Fuck?”
24. Passive: “Fuck me.”
25. Philosophical: “Who gives a Fuck!?”


26. Praise: “You Fucking rock!”


27. Rebellion: “Fuck the world!”


28. Rejection: “You’re not Fucking me.”
29. Trouble: “We’re Fucked now.”
30. Ugliness: “That’s so Fucking ugly, or That’s ‘Fugly’.”

Monday 11 May 2015

News around the world !

I am not a girl who watches news...ever. But a guy in my chat list shared a link on email. It was the link to best news ever. Even though it was in foreign language I enjoyed and laughed every bit of it.



Then I did little research and gathered some links for my readers to check out.
Warning links will lead you to other websites...sites which i guess all my readers are already familiar.

Here you go..

1.   http://ow.ly/MN0HN


2.  http://ow.ly/MN2hV


3.  http://ow.ly/MN2JN


4. http://ow.ly/MN3UL