Friday 26 June 2015
Ways to use the "F" word
1. Aggression: “Fuck you!”
2. Agreement: “You’re so Fucking right, or Abso-fuckin-lutely.”
3. Annoyance: “Don’t Fuck with me!”
4. Benevolence-”Don’t do me any Fucking favors.”
5. Command: “Go Fuck yourself!”
6. Confusion: “What the Fuck!?”
7. Denial: “Are you Fucking kidding me!?”
8. Despair: “Fucked again.”
9. Difficulty: “I don’t understand this Fucking shit.”
10. Disdain: “Fuck off!”
11. Dismay: “Oh, Fuck it!”
12. Dismissal: “Why don’t you go Fuck yourself?”
13. Dissatisfaction: “I don’t like what the Fuck is going on here.”
14. Encouragement: “Fuck me harder.”
15. Etiquette: Please pass the Fucking salt.”
16. Exaggeration: “She’s Fucking gorgeous!”
17. Fraud: “I got fucked at this lottery.”
18. Identification: “Who the Fuck are you!?”
19. Ignorance: “He’s a Fucking idiot!”
20. Incompetence: “He’s a Fuck-up.”
21. Inquiry: “Who the Fuck was that?”
22. Laziness: “He’s a Fuck off.”
23. Offer: “Wanna Fuck?”
24. Passive: “Fuck me.”
25. Philosophical: “Who gives a Fuck!?”
26. Praise: “You Fucking rock!”
27. Rebellion: “Fuck the world!”
28. Rejection: “You’re not Fucking me.”
29. Trouble: “We’re Fucked now.”
30. Ugliness: “That’s so Fucking ugly, or That’s ‘Fugly’.”
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