Sunday 3 November 2013

Killer scheme !!


A Petrol Station Owner In Ludhiana Was Trying To Increase His Sales.
So, He Put Up A Sign That Read, “Free Sex With Fill-Up”
Soon Santa Pulled In, Filled His Tank And Asked For His Free Sex.
The Owner Told Him To Pick A Number From 1 To 10.
If He Guessed Correctly, He Would Get His Free Sex.
Santa Guessed 8, And The Proprietor Said.
Proprietor: “You Were Close, The Number Was 7, Sorry, No Sex This Time”
A Week Later, Santa, Along With His Friend, A Gujju, Pulled In For Another Fill-Up. Again He Asked For His Free Sex.
The Proprietor Again Gave Him The Same Story, And Asked Him To Guess The Correct Number.
Santa Guessed 2 This Time. The Proprietor Said.
Proprietor: “Sorry, It Was 3, You Were Close, But No Free Sex This Time”
As They Were Driving Away, The Gujju Said To Santa.
Gujju: “I Think, That Game Is Rigged And He Doesn’t Really Give Away Free Sex”
Santa Replied: “No It Ain’t, It’s Not Rigged At All, My Wife Won Twice Last Week“

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